Honey Cream Pork

This is a recipe that Jan adapted from a dish served at Pissenlits Par la Racine, a cozy French restaurant on the Rue de Bourgogne. Pissenlits Par la Racine means "the dandelion by the root," a reference to the old expression "eating the dandelion by the root," a euphemism similar to the English "pushing daisies." A somewhat alarming name for a restaurant, but a wonderful dish. Very warming, very comforting. I'm not listing amounts for the ingredients because it's a very approximative and adaptable recipe.

 

Ingredients

• Cubed pork, such as pork chops or pork steak
• Butter, ghee, coconut oil, or whatever your favourite cooking fat or oil is
• Flour
• Salt and pepper
• Honey
• Cream
• Cinnamon
• Chicken bouillon or fond de volaille (optional)

• Potatoes, regular and/or sweet, cubed
• Cooking fat/oil
• Salt and pepper
• Garlic powder

Directions:

 

Toss the potatoes with the salt and pepper, garlic powder, and oil. Roast in the oven or fry until browned and tender.

 

Heat the fat/oil in a skillet over medium heat. Dredge the pork in the flour seasoned with salt and pepper and sautée (in batches if necessary) until browned and cooked through.

Add a good drizzle of cream (about 1-2 tbsp per person) and about as much honey. Sprinkle over a pinch of cinnamon and the bouillon, if using.

 

Serve the pork over the potatoes and serve nice and hot.

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Old-Fashioned Oatmeal Cookies

This is the best oatmeal-raisin cookie ever! You may think it seems strange to soak the raisins in the egg and vanilla, but don't skip this step! It's what makes these cookies special.

1 cup raisins
3 eggs
1 tsp vanilla
1 cup shortening (or half butter, half shortening)
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup white sugar
2 1/2 cups flour
2 tsp baking soda
3/4 tsp salt
1 1/2 tsp cinnamon
2 cups oatmeal
1/2 to 1 cup chopped nuts (optional)

Soak the raisins in the beaten eggs and vanilla for one hour. Cream the two sugars with the shortening and add to egg mixture. Stir together the flour, soda, salt, and cinnamon and then add to creamed mixture. Stir in oatmeal and nuts until well combined. Roll dough in balls and place on cookie sheet. Dip a glass in sugar and flatten each ball. Bake at 350 degrees for 10 to 12 minutes. 

Lemon Chicken with White Wine Sauce

Okay, no, this recipe is so much more than the title implies. It's crispy skin and flavorful meat and olives and lemon and who-cares-about-all-of-that-because-OMG-those-PRUNES! Oh, and you can also make a red-wine version with orange instead of lemon and I seriously can't figure out which version I like better. Just go with whatever wine or fruit you have on hand, I guess.

I found this recipe in Molly Stevens's (incredible) book All About Braising, but I changed it kind of significantly. That is to say, I made it into something you don't braise. I did this because A) braising is awesome for tender meat, but not so awesome for crispy skin (crispy skin is WHY I eat chicken, people!) and B) I don't have a casserole dish suitable for braising and even if I did, there's the fact that C) I don't have an oven big enough for such a dish. So, here is my crispy-skinned, small-oven approved recipe for really, really excellent prunes chicken.

This recipe is for two people. Feel free to add more chicken if you have more people and a bigger oven (you won't need to change any other amounts. I kept the sauce the same because SAUCE).

Ingredients:

• 2 whole chicken thighs (the kind with the leg attached)
• Salt and pepper
• Flour for dredging
• 2 tbsp olive oil
• 1 cup dry white wine (Chardonnay is good. Never cook with wine you wouldn't drink! Unless you don't drink dry white wines in which case...don't cook with wine I wouldn't drink! Use good-ish wine, is what I'm saying.) (Or use a red wine if you're doing that version of the dish)
  
• 1/4 white wine vinegar (or red wine vinegar, if using red wine)
• 1 garlic clove, smashed
• Zest of 1 lemon (or one orange, if using red wine)
• 2 whole cloves
• 10-12 pitted prunes
• 1/3 cup good-quality green olives, pitted (or, again, black olives if using red wine)

Preheat oven to 375. Salt and pepper your chicken, then dredge it in flour.

Heat oil in a skillet, and cook chicken 3-4 minutes on each side (without turning) until a brown crust forms. Set aside and drain off the fat, leaving behind all the delicious brown bits.

Then add the wine, vinegar, garlic, zest, and cloves to the pan and use a wooden spoon to scrape up all those brown bits. If you have an oven-proof skillet, scatter over the prunes and olives and stick the whole pan in your oven. If not, transfer the sauce and chicken to an oven-safe dish so that the pieces fit snugly, and then scatter over the prunes and olives.

Cook uncovered for 30 minutes. That's where your crispy skin comes from.

Remove the chicken, prunes, and olives, and return the liquid to the pan (or return the pan to the stove). Cook over high heat, stirring frequently, until the liquid has reduced to the consistency of a vinaigrette.

Discard cloves and zest, pour sauce over chicken (and over the rice or whatever you're serving this with) and serve with the olives and (omg) prunes.

Yes, the prunes are really that good.

Creamy Red Pepper Sauce

I was looking for a pasta sauce recipe that wasn't cream-based, because I just noticed that about 112% of my recipes are, when I found this one...

...which is totally cream-based but shhhh. It has vegetables in it! I made a few changes from the original recipe by making it a bit easier, reducing the dirty dishes (oh what, you have a dishwasher? How awesome for you, person-who-sucks), and increasing the vegetable-to-cream ratio.

Ingredients:

• 2 red bell peppers, or any combination of red, orange, and yellow
• 5 cloves of garlic, minced (or more - you can't have too much garlic, that's my motto)
• 1 tbsp dried basil (or a big 'ole handful of fresh basil, chopped, if you've got it) (or probably a spoonful of pesto, mmmm, I bed that'd be great)
  
• 1 cup half-and-half
• 1/4 cup Romano or Parmesan cheese
• 1-2 tbsp butter
• Red pepper flakes, or cayenne pepper
• Chili powder
• Salt and pepper
  
• Olive oil (I never really measure olive oil. Like garlic: it's hard to have too much)

Preheat your broiler. Or preheat your absurdly tiny oven which pretty much is a broiler. Cut your bell peppers in half and remove the seeds, then brush both sides with olive oil and let them roast until the skin has some black spots and the flesh is tender. Then let them sit, in a sealed plastic baggie if you're really on top of things, (or just on a paper towel in the fridge if you're me not) for about 45 minutes.

Heat some olive oil in a skillet. Remove the skin from the peppers and throw them in the skillet with the garlic, the basil, and the spices. You can purée this mixture later if you want a really smooth sauce, but if you prefer to minimize your dirty dishes then just mash up the peppers with your spoon as you cook the mixture for about 10 minutes over medium heat.

Then add the cream and cheese and stir until it's all a uniformly gorgeous orange-y color. Add the butter, more or less depending on how much you care about your arteries, stir it again, add salt and pepper to taste, and serve over pasta or whatever, seriously, you could actually just eat this sauce by the spoonful.

It's particularly good with cheese ravioli.

Veal Piccata

I have wanted to make this since I ate it at a restaurant two years ago. WHY did I wait so long? It's super-lemony and so easy to make. You could use chicken or pork cutlets, or probably tofu.

Veal Piccata

4 veal cutlets,pounded thin
Salt
Lemon pepper
Flour
4 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
1/2 tsp garlic powder or equivalent fresh garlic
1 cup white wine
1/4 cup lemon juice
2 tablespoons capers
2 tablespoons butter
1/4 cup finely chopped parsley (or a tablespoon of dried)

Season the veal with salt and lemon pepper, then dredge in flour. Heat olive oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Saute cutlets for 3 minutes per side, or until golden. Set aside and keep them warm in a very low oven. Add garlic powder (if using fresh garlic, add to pan first, saute 1 minute), wine, lemon juice, and capers. Bring to a boil and continue to boil until liquid is reduced by half. I use the end of a wooden spoon to as a "dipstick" to measure the level of liquid. Then, just reduce to a simmer and stir in butter and parsley. Simmer for a minute or two. Return veal cutlets to pan and coat with sauce. Serve immediately over linguini (or rice?) with lots of crusty bread to sop up the lemony goodness. If you want to be fancy, you can garnish the platter with lemon slices and parsley.

Cod and Cumin Soup

No no, really, it's delicious! Just try it! This is a slightly modified version of a recipe that I found in a French diet book (I know, right? but trust me) and it is very unusual in a very good way.

Ingredients:

• 1 tbsp butter
• 2 bunches green onions (or leeks. But leeks can be expensive, and green onions are DELICIOUS), thinly sliced
  
• 2 cups chicken broth or bouillon (or fish bouillon, or vegetable, whatever's on hand)
• 1 cup almond milk (or regular milk, but almond milk is amazing in almost every soup ever, people!)
• 1/4 tsp cumin
• 1 bay leaf (optional. I usually forget to add it.)
• 1 lb (approximately) cod fillet. Or haddock; that's what the recipe originally called for.
• 1 lb (approximately) potatoes, peeled and diced. I like those little redskin potatoes, but use what you have.

Melt the butter in a pot big enough to hold the soup. Add the green onions and/or leeks and cook until translucent but not browned. Or just a little bit browned. This is a very forgiving recipe.

Add the broth, milk, bay leaf, and cumin and lower the heat. This is your poaching liquid. Have you ever poached fish? It's not at all scary. Add your fish to the liquid and bring it to just below a simmer. You should see very few bubbles, but you should see one or two every now and then. Now let the fish sit in that very-slightly-bubbly liquid for about six minutes. Remove it, check to make sure that it flakes like cooked fish, and set aside. You can poach your fish in two batches if you don't have room for all in one go.

Now bring that liquid back to a boil and add your potatoes. Simmer until tender, take off the heat, and add the fish back in.

Serve as an appetizer or main dish. Definitely serve with crusty bread.

Zucchini Pancakes

I first made this recipe in the States last fall, loved it, forgot about it, and rediscovered it a few weeks ago. The recipe comes from here originally, and I made it almost exactly as recommended (making substitutions where exotic ingredients such as store-bought breadcrumbs were unavailable) and it was delicious up until the moment where it made me sick to my stomach due to the massive amounts of olive oil required for frying. Also, it was kind of a pain to make -- literally -- as pan-fried foods often are. So, I changed it! Here is my new recipe for oven-baked zucchini pancakes, which absolutely everyone seems to love. Try it!

Ingredients:

2 medium-largish zucchinis
1 large or 2 small onions (or just one small onion - it doesn't make that much difference)
2-3 cloves of garlic, minced
3 eggs
1 cup bread crumbs, plain or seasoned
1 tsp baking powder
1 tsp oregano
other Italian-ish seasonings, especially if using plain breadcrumbs
salt and pepper to taste

Grate the zucchini and onion in the easiest and least tearful way possible, by hand or with a food processor or whatever. Dump them into a colander (make sure the holes aren't so big that you lose significant bits of grated veggie) and let them drain. Encourage them to drain, actually; get your hands in there and squeeze, squeeze, squeeze. You'll be amazed at how much liquid is contained in a few zukes and onions. Don't hope to get them entirely wrung out. Just do the best you can.

Now preheat your oven to 425ish.

When the veggies are reasonably drained, throw 'em in a mixing bowl and combine with the rest of the ingredients. I'm not entirely sure what I mean by "salt and pepper to taste," because you won't actually be tasting the uncooked mixture and by the time it's cooked, it's pretty much too late to adjust the seasoning. So just do your best guessing and call it good. You can cover up any flavor deficiencies later with great big spoonfuls of sour cream. You can. Because you live in America where sour cream exists. (Did she just complain about the food in France? Yes. She did.) Mix everything up and make sure it's not too dry or too runny. It should be damp and gloppy but spoonable. Pretend that makes sense, okay?

Line a baking sheet or two with parchment paper and pour some olive oil on the paper. Spread it around to coat. Then drop your pancake mixture onto it in spoonfuls and flatten them down into pancakes. With the back of the spoon or with your hand or with a pancake-flattening tool. Which probably really exists somewhere. Then I like to brush the tops with more olive oil, but that's probably superfluous since we're going to flip them anyway. Your call.

Now stick them in the oven for 20 minutes, take them out, flip them over, and stick them back in for another 15 or so.

Serve with sour cream (*sniff*) or applesauce or samurai sauce (ha! so there! I'm getting my revenge for the sour cream).

That's all there is to it. I have nothing else to say about this recipe, but it felt wrong to end it with a spiteful parenthetical, so...well....enjoy!

Leftover Soup

Guess what today is, everybody? It's the coldest November day in Orléans since 1953. It's five degrees outside! The ground is covered with snow that melted into slush and refroze, the buses have come to screeching (and skidding) halt, and I'm wearing every sweater I have, wrapped up in every blanket I have, chain-sipping a mug of hot tea.

In other words: It's a soup day!

Fortunately, I have the perfect soup recipe. I've been making this soup once or twice a week for about a month now, but I haven't posted the recipe because it just doesn't seem like a real recipe. The ingredients change every time! Sometimes quite drastically! And I've never actually quantified any of the ingredients! But the basic structure stays the same each time, and it has never - not EVER - been a disappointment, so I felt that I had to share. Also? It tastes approximately ten times richer than it actually is. Seriously. Don't let the cream scare you away. This is an everyday kind of a soup.

I had no idea what to call this soup. Technically, it's not really leftover soup. It's "this is in my farmer's basket and I have no idea what else to do with it" soup, but since weekly baskets of fresh, organic produce are not a natural occurrence for everybody (I'm sorry. I wish they were a natural occurrence for everybody), we're going to go with Leftover Soup. Or, more precisely, White Leftover Soup.

The system is this: take whatever leftover whitish vegetables you have on hand and make soup with them. This can include - but is not limited to - any combination of: potatoes, onions, rutabaga, leeks, cabbage, parsnips, cauliflower, and celeriac*. All of those together would be spectacular. Any two of those are just fine. When I started making the soup, I thought that potatoes would have to be a staple in each one. Then I made a leek-potato-parsnip soup and realized too late that I was out of potatoes and surprise! Potatoes are not indispensable!

So: choose your whitish vegetables, in whatever portions you find them in your crisper. Peel where applicable. Chop roughly. Dump into a pot of 2-4 cups of boiling water along with a chicken or vegetable bouillon cube. Simmer until everything is tender. Let cool a bit, then puree it in small batches in a blender, food processor, or with an immersion blender. Add 3/4 cup cream or half-and-half and reheat. Salt and pepper to taste. Add some crumbled bacon if you feel fancy, or extra hungry, or just to give yourself something to chew on.

Thus far I have tried this with the following combinations, each one as delicious as the next:
potato+leek
leek+parsnip
potato+parsnip+onion
potato+onion
potato+onion+celeriac
cabbage+potato+onion
potato+cauliflower+onion+celeriac
The possibilities are truly endless.

*A note about celeriac: it is the best vegetable ever! I discovered celeriac a few weeks ago and we're still in that honeymoon phase. I think that phase is going to last. It's amazing! It's everything I love about celery, densely compacted, and purged of everything I hate about celery! Namely: it is full of that spicy, celery-like flavor but completely void of that chlorophyll taste that celery stalks have. And with no stringy fibers. And without that unpleasant explosion of water when you bite into it that makes the whole thing taste like...well, like watered-down celery. Celeriac has the wonderful celery flavor (that I spent most of my life not realizing that I liked, because it had always been nastily concealed inside a stalk of celery) in ROOT form! A root that can be stored for long periods of time, unlike wilt-happy stalks of celery! A root that is easy to peel and chop, that yeilds lovely consistent chunks of something that resembles a potato but tastes like THE BEST CELERY EVER. It can be used everywhere that celery can - except, maybe, with peanut butter, but that's a snack that's always perplexed the hell out of me, so no loss - and many places that celery can't. It's amazing in soups, it's fantastic in chicken salad, and...well, that's all I've used it for so far, but it was SO GOOD, people!

Okay. I'm done now. Go buy some celeriac!

Twice-baked Sweet Potatoes

Twice-baked potatoes are one of my all-time favorite foods, as are regular-baked sweet potatoes. That it's taken me until the age of nearly 23 to think of combining these two foods casts significant doubt on the cooking abilities of which I've always been rather proud.

I mean, it's not even an original idea. You can find recipes for twice-baked sweet potatoes EVERYWHERE. Except, until today, on this blog.

Which is a cryin' shame. Because twice-baked sweet potatoes? Are every bit as awesome as you think they are. If you don't think they sound awesome at all, then they are SIGNIFICANTLY MORE awesome than you think they are.

You should try these potatoes, is what I'm trying to say.

This isn't really a recipe. It's a suggestion and an imperative and some vague instructions. Such as:

• Bake some sweet potatoes. As many as you like. Rub a bit of oil or bacon grease on them (not too much! just a little!), stab them with a fork a few times (this will be surprisingly difficult, if you're not used to stabbing sweet potatoes), and stick them in a 350-400 degree oven for 45 minutes to an hour. See? Vague. You want them to be tender, is what you're going for here.
• Slice them in half (carefully! Don't let the skins rip in half!) and scoop out the guts (carefully! Don't let the skins rip in half!).
  
• Put the guts in a bowl with some stuff. Suggestions for stuff include: bacon, sour cream, cheese (I used cheddar and Gouda because it's what I had in the fridge and oh my, this was a good idea), chives, spices (Cayenne pepper for a nice kick) and anything else you might like.
• Mix up the stuff and pile it back into the skins that you didn't rip. Put them back in the oven for 5-10 minutes until the cheese is all melty and the tops are just sliiiighly crusty.

I will never be able to fully accept that sweet potatoes are healthier than regular potatoes, when they're so delicious that they taste like candy.

Seriously. Serve these potatoes for lunch, dinner, side dish, or dessert. You can't go wrong.

Tofu Parmesan

Don't turn your nose up! This is awesome, really!

The trick is to freeze the tofu:

Step 1: Drain the tofu well. (Cut it into three chunks, place it on a paper towel-lined plate, put more paper towels on top, another plate, and then a jar/can to weight it. I wait about 20 minutes, then change the paper towels out and do it again.)

Step 2: Wrap the tofu in plastic wrap and chuck it in the freezer overnight.

Step 3: Take it out of the freezer several hours before you want to use it. You can thaw it in the microwave on defrost.

Step 4: More draining! Slice the tofu into whatever shape you want (for this recipe, slices about a 1/4" thick), then press firmly with paper towels until it is quite dry.

Now that your have your frozen/thawed slices, here's the loosely-prepared recipe:

1 block extra firm tofu, prepared as above
bread crumbs
1 egg, beaten
flour
parmesan cheese, grated
2 t dried oregano
1 t dried basil
1/2 t garlic powder
salt & pepper
olive oil
8 oz tomato sauce
4 oz shredded mozzarella

First, you'll need to fry up your tofu slices. Heat a couple tablespoons of olive oil in a skillet over medium-high heat. Mix up some bread crumbs with a bit of parmesan, salt and pepper, and any herbage you like.

Lightly dredge each slice of tofu in flour, then dip in the egg wash, then cover with the bread crumb mixture. Pan fry until crunchy. Try not to eat too many pieces before assemblage.

Mix your tomato sauce with the oregano, basil, garlic powder and some salt and pepper. You can use a canned pasta sauce, if you like. I've tried it both ways and found I actually preferred the tangy-ness you get from the plain tomato sauce method. Let this sit for at least fifteen minutes. (I swear, you'll get better flavour if you let it sit.)

In a baking pan, layer sauce/tofu/mozz until everything runs out, making sure you end with a nice layer of cheese. Sprinkle a layer of parmesan over the top and bake at 400 for about 20 minutes, or until nice and bubbly.

I like to serve this with some pasta and garlic bread. And I've made myself really hungry thinking about it.

French Onion Soup

If I were making a list of my top ten favourite foods, French Onion Soup would be one of them. Since it's always made with beef broth, I'm not able to order it anywhere. It's about time I made my own.

1 pound sweet yellow onions, peeled and thinly sliced (I used my mandolin to get neat, even slices.)

1 quart broth (Beef broth is traditional. I replaced it with vegetable broth, and if you do the same, I recommend breaking out the good stuff. You could certainly make your own. I used the vegetable Better Than Boullion - it was great, and I bet their no-beef broth would be awesome here.)

2 cloves garlic, minced

2 t sugar (You may want to use less, depending on how salty your broth is. Mine was quite salty.)

olive oil, salt and pepper

Loaf of baguette-type bread

Cheese (Gruyere is traditional. I used swiss, because it was what I had on hand.)


Cook the onions in a bit of olive oil over medium heat until they begin to soften but not brown. Add a couple dashes each of salt and pepper, and the sugar, and cook about 15-20 minutes more, stirring frequently, until the onions are dark, soft and very sweet. Add the garlic and the broth and bring to a boil. Lower the heat and let the soup simmer for about 15 minutes.

While there is simmering, there is time to contemplate the serving of your soup. Take your baguette and cut it, on a bias, into slices roughly 1" thick. Shave or shred enough cheese to cover each piece of bread. Now, you can serve the soup in the "traditional" fashion, or the "lazy/I-don't-have-any-oven-safe-bowls" fashion. Your choice.

Traditional: Once the soup is ready, ladle it into oven-safe bowls. Top each bowl with a slice of bread large enough to cover the top, and a handful of cheese. Place these under the broiler until bubbly.

The Way I Serve It: Lay the baguette slices out on a cookie sheet and mist them with olive oil. Then, either rub a halved garlic clove all over them, or sprinkle liberally with powdered garlic. Top each slice with a bit of cheese, then place under the broiler for a few minutes, until everything is bubbly and browning. Ladle up the soup, and float a slice or two of cheesy bread on top.

Lemon Dill Green Beans

I just happened to throw this veggie dish together one day when I was tired of just the same old green beans. I just started by throwing in a little of this and a little of that and never measured anything, and this is what I came up with.

What you will need (amount obviously varies depending on how much you want to make)

*Frozen (or fresh) green beans. I've done this with the mixed bag of green and yellow beans and turns out good to.
*EVOO (extra virgin olive oil) a generous amount
*Butter (the fake butter works too) a couple table spoons
*lemon juice (fresh or bottled doesn't matter) a good squeeze
*Onion (amount all depends on how much you like onion, I usually use about 1/2 of one) sweet red onions works best but I have used white as well. Sliced in nice sized chunks (or smaller if you like)
*Dill weed (fresh or dried)
*Garlic powder (or fresh)
*Salt

Basically all I do is throw everything into a skillet and cook it on medium heat until the onions and green beans start to turn brown, not very pretty but you get more flavor this way (you can cook them for less time if you like them crunchy) . They will be soft when they are done. The end result isn't very great on looks, but it's full of flavor and thus ends the boring old green beans that so many people are used to. Give it a try and let me know what you think.

No Time For Bierocks

Do you ever crave bierocks? Wait - maybe that's just me. I really like bierocks, but they take time to make. I don't have an excess of bierock-making hours in my life. So, I cheat. And the result is quite tasty. Here you go:

Bake some fresh rolls. Brown some ground beef and simmer it with a bag of shredded cabbage, a chopped onion, a cup of water, and lots of salt, pepper, garlic. Eat the rolls and the meat mixture together.

The above recipe just sounds too simple to be trusted, doesn't it? Ok, I'll fluff it up a bit. Same ingredients, more words:

First, put some frozen roll dough to rise. Or, if you're really pressed for time, use the frozen pan rolls that you just pop into the oven. But buy a good, "homemade" type brand, not a simple brown-and-serve that you find in the bread aisle. Now, brown a pound or two of ground beef in your largest skillet. I use a 12-inch skillet. If you don't have a large one, use a Dutch oven. Brown the meat well, so that some of it actually turns brown - it will have a much better flavor than if you were to just stir the beef around until it's sort of wet-cement-colored. Next, add one onion, diced. Then dump in a bag of shredded cabbage. I prefer to use the "coleslaw blend" because it contains a bit of shredded carrot, too. This will take up all the room in your skillet, but don't worry, it will cook down. Sprinkle the mound of cabbage liberally with salt and garlic powder, grab the pepper grinder and be generous with it, then add a cup of water. Slap on the lid, lower the heat to a simmer, stir occasionally. When the cabbage is almost tender, put the rolls into the oven to bake. Check the ground beef-cabbage mixture, taste it, and add more salt and pepper to taste. To serve, simply scoop a mound of the yummy meat mixture into a freshly baked roll and enjoy.

There, that's it! Now you can't say that you have no time for bierocks.

Orange-Cheese Danish

Soooo easy. And soooo good.

What you'll need:

2 (3 oz. ea.) pkgs cream cheese, softened
2 Tablespoons sugar
2 teaspoons milk
1/4 teaspoon almond extract
1 can refrigerated Orange rolls (house brand or Pillsbury)
reserved icing from rolls
2 to 4 Tablespoons sliced or slivered almonds (optional)

What you'll do:

Mix the softened cream cheese, sugar, milk, and almond extract in a smallish bowl. Separate the dough into strips and place on a lightly greased or sprayed cookie sheet. Put the strips side-by-side, with the cinnamon mostly facing up. Spread the cream cheese mixture across the center of the dough strips, leaving a few inches on each side bare. Now, bring the ends of the dough strips to almost meet each other over the cream cheese. Just fold them over gently. Don't press down. Bake at 375 degrees for 25 - 30 minutes until golden brown. Allow the dough to cool for 5 or 6 minutes, then drizzle with the orange frosting. Sprinkle with almonds, if desired. Serve warm.

"Mexican Chocolate" Pudding

One night, I wanted to make Pudding for One, but had no chocolate chips. I whipped up this cinnamon-y pudding that's become a staple in our house.

1/4 C cocoa powder
4 T flour
1 1/2 C milk
1/3 C sugar
1 t vanilla
1/4 t cinnamon

Combine the cocoa powder and the flour. Gradually whisk in the milk.

Microwave on high for 2 minutes and stir.

Now lower the microwave to medium, and microwave for 90 seconds, then stir. Do this twice more, or until it's thickened.

Add your sugar, vanilla and cinnamon. Spoon into individual cups and refrigerate, or eat right out of the bowl while it's still hot.

Sweet Spiced Pork Roast

The other day we bought a pork roast for dinner and didn't know what to do with it, so we threw it in the crock pot with two ingredients, cooked it for about five hours, and were rather surprised when it was amazingly delicious. It's no Slow Cooked, Seasoned Pulled Pork, but it involves some similar flavors and takes five hours instead of two days.

All I did was pat some Crash Hot Sweet Potato Spice over the roast, brown in it a skillet, drop it in the crock pot, and pour over a can of Coke. (If you don't feel like clicking through to the recipe: combine brown sugar with cumin, garlic powder, onion powder, and every kind of chili powder you have in the house, plus a bit of salt and pepper, in whatever proportions seem appropriate).

That's it! It turned out tender and flavorful. We used a $6 pork roast and a generic soda and fed six people off of it, so it works well on your shoestring budget meals.

Simple Tomato Sauce

This, for me, is The Sauce. It's surprisingly cheap. It's elegantly simple. It's incredibly tasty. It requires only slightly more effort than opening a jar. You'll never want to pour Ragu on your spaghetti again.

This is a recipe which has made its rounds on cooking blogs. I first saw it on Smitten Kitchen. It apparently originates here, in a book which is near the top of my wish list.

Anyway, the sauce. The Sauce. There are three ingredients in the original recipe: tomatoes, onion and butter. Yes, that's it. No pinch of sugar or cinnamon, no dribble of red wine, none of that. If you're me, and you're bad, you assault The Sauce with a couple cloves of garlic. This here is the way I make it (garlic; doubled; with residual onion bits) - that Smitten Kitchen post has the original, unadulterated recipe.

You need:

2 28oz cans whole peeled tomatoes (Any brand will work, but San Marzano are especially good. You do have to search a bit for them.)

10 T butter (I usually have salted on hand, so that's what I use. If you use unsalted, you'll probably want to have some salt nearby.)

2 medium yellow onions, peeled and halved

3 cloves garlic, minced

Put everything in your biggest saucepan. Bring it to a simmer, then drop the heat, keeping it at a slow, steady simmer for about 45 minutes. Stir it every now and then, crushing the tomatoes against the side of the pot. The original recipe tells you to remove and discard the onion - me, I like the onion, and it's usually started to disintegrate by that point anyway, so I remove only the biggest, most solid chunks - and then I crush some of those up with a fork and put them back in.

That's it. For me, this makes enough sauce for a pound of noodles, and I always make that much because the leftovers are fantastic.

Grandma's Old-fashioned Oatmeal Cookies

This is the best oatmeal cookie recipe ever! It's a very old recipe, though to look at the list of ingredients it seems like just about any other oatmeal cookie recipe. The secret to their special deliciousness is the trick of soaking the raisins in the egg and vanilla for an hour. One day when I was in a hurry, I omitted that step and the end result was not as good. So, trust me on this one.

1 cup raisins
3 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 cup shortening
1 cup lightly packed brown sugar
1 cup white sugar
2 1/2 cups flour
2 teaspoons baking soda
3/4 teaspoon salt
1 to 1 1/2 teaspoons cinnamon
2 cups oatmeal
1/2 to 1 cup chopped nuts (optional)

Beat the 3 eggs in a smallish bowl with the vanilla; add raisins. Let this set for one hour. (you don't need to refrigerate it.) Next, cream the shortening and the two sugars together, add to egg mixture. In a medium bowl, stir together the flour, baking soda, salt, and cinnamon; add to creamed mixture and mix well. Stir in oatmeal and nuts. Now, preheat your oven to 350 degrees. Scoop up dough by heaping teaspoons and form into balls. Roll in additional white sugar. Place on cookie sheet. Dip the bottom of a small glass in sugar and flatten each cookie. Bake at 350 degrees for 10 to 12 minutes. Don't overbake! Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy. Great warm or cold.

Puppy Chow

Puppy chow! Was not already on the blog! How weird is that? Really weird. This is a holiday staple, you guys. We cannot have Christmas without puppy chow. And that's the only time we ever make it , which is also really weird. Puppy chow is an all-occasion wonder snack.

Ingredients:

• 6 oz (and by six I mean seven or eight) milk chocolate chips
• 6 oz (ditto) semi-sweet chocolate chips
• 1 cup peanut butter
• 1/2 cup butter
• 1 box Crispix cereal
• 4 cups powdered sugar

Melt together everything meltable. Pour over Crispix. Toss to coat. This is the only hard part of the recipe. Because if you actually toss it, I'm pretty sure you'll end up with a mess. And if you stir it with a giant spoon, you'll crush all the cereal. But that's okay. Crushed puppy chow is good too. When it's all nicely coated, dump it into a large paper bag (or a large tupperware bowl with a lid), add the powdered sugar, and shake shake shake. This is the totally fun part.

Now you should try to let it cool before eating. This is the other hard part. Then you should eat it.

This is the other totally fun part.

Makes enough for one or two really big Christmas parties.

"Southwestern" Hash

This really shouldn't be called a recipe, but I make it (or some variant of it) often enough it's worth mentioning.

1/2 pound sliced mushrooms

1/4 medium onion, sliced

1 bag of Simply Potatoes "Southwestern" hash browns (You could certainly improvise another shredded potato product. I've never used frozen potatoes, but you could probably make it work. You could also, if you're that sort of person, shred your own potatoes, in which case you'd need 4.5 C, plus some chopped peppers.)

about 4 oz cheese (I like swiss), shredded

5-6 slices soy bacon, cooked and crumbled (Or real bacon, if you prefer pork products.)

4 eggs

2 T spicy brown mustard

Salt and pepper to taste

Butter and olive oil for cooking

Heat about 1 T of butter and 1 T of olive oil in a big skillet. Add the sliced mushrooms and onions, and cook until the mushrooms start to brown. Then, add a bit more oil and dump in the potatoes. Stir it all together, then let it rest a minute or so before stirring again. (Do this repeatedly - you don't want actual hashbrowns, so you want to stir, but you don't want to stir too often or things don't brown well.)

While the potatoes cook, combine the eggs, mustard, shredded cheese and bacon in a bowl. Whisk everything together until well combined and slightly foamy (like you're making an omelete).

When the potato shreds are done (meaning they no longer have the taste/texture of raw potato), pour the egg mixture into the skillet and stir, stir, stir! The egg and melted cheese binds everything together. It's ready when you no longer see raw egg. Serve as you see fit - sour cream, salsa, extra cheese, etc.